I think i was possessed by germaine greer yesteday, it happens occasionally. I get all Vaginas and bad men and everything turns into phallic symbols. It soon passes and i turn back into a more liberal and easy going me. The scary thing is that as i get older i'll become more like the germaine greer me.
Here's a lovely recipe for Beef Curry i havent cooked it yet but i've no doubt it'll be lovely.

Serves 2+ 2 little uns

1 frying Beef steak tenderised and sliced thinly
6 Tomatoes fresh and diced
1/4 big bunch of tesco fresh coriander, chopped
2 onions diced
4 carrots sliced thinly
1 pepper sliced
6 mushrooms sliced
1 1/2 pints of water
1 beef stock cube
1 tbsp Plain flour
1 tbsp mild curry powder
1tsp ground allspice
1 tsp ground cloves
1 tbsp tom puree

1. Fry the beef strips in a little oil for 3 mins,
2. Add the onions, carrots and peppers. Fry for 4 mins.
3. Add the toms, mushrooms and coriander and fry for futher 3 mins.
4. Add the remaining ingriedients minus the water and stir through.
5. Add the water and simmer for 5 mins.

Serve with rice or poppadoms.